How to be a Grondly Grondomania Follower?

Becoming a Grondly Grondomaniac is grondly simple.

You need not be a psychopath (although I cannot say that of some of the present grondomaniacs) to be a maniac – if you get what I am trying to tell you. A grondomaniac is only a person, who, in informal speech & writing, uses the word ‘grond’ and its corresponding corruptions to the maximum extent possible.

To put the above words in Grondlanguage,

“Be grondly grondomaniac by being grondly but not ungrondingly crazy. Grondliness comes out grondingly when used in grondly language, by being very grondly all the time in grondly terms.”

For Example,
Praise: “Wow dude, that’s real grondly!”
Criticism: “How ungrondly!”
Interrogation: “What the grond is that grondly thing?”
Greeting: “Grond!”
Food: “That was so grondilicious that I had two grondfulls!”
Description: “The grond moved across the grondian plain, in a very grondlike manner.”
Movement: “The grond gronded its way to the grondshouse.”

As you keep gronding, you will find more and more gronding examples of grondlanguage gronding towards you. Happy Gronding!

Grond!

Harshal Modi,
GrondMaster