The Grondsian Grond – and its Grondlike Tale - by GrondMaster Harshal

The grond moved across the grondian plain, in a very grondlike manner. It felt unable to describe the plain as anything except grondian – quite grondlike of it, too, as gronds were unable to describe things except as either grondly or ungrondly. “Grond!” it gronded, as it gronded across the grondian plain, plainly showing its grondian dislike to tasks other than grondian tasks – that of opening and closing massive, grondly gates of its master’s castles, or breaking the ungrondly gates of its master’s enemies’ castles.

But the grond had to do this ungrondly task – its grondian future was at stake. And its master had ungrondingly admonished it for its slowing grondliness, and had given it strict, ungrondly orders to improve its grondliness, or it would remove the grond from its grondly duties, and put in the new order of young ungrondly orcs, the furhuns, in its place. And the grond, grondly in fact, did not want this ungrondly deed to happen. So, ungrondingly, the grond found itself grondingly going to the great gronding master and keeper of all orcs, the wickrum orc.

As the grond gronded its way to the wickrum orc’s hideout, its path gronded through its master’s enemy’s very ungrondly kingdom. The grond, in its very grondlike manner, forgot to give any grondslike importance to this ungrondly trifle matter. But the grond had also forgotten that this kingdom was ruled by a trio that had always evaded its master’s invasions, and quite ungrondingly, had not given it the chance to grondly break the ungrondly gates of their castles. This trio was ungrondingly manned by Zaggu, Slila, and Herri, the worst of its master’s enemies. The trio ungrondingly pounced upon the gronding grond, and put it in a very ungronding dungeon, and ungrondingly began its ungrondslike interrogation, in a very ungronding manner.

During this very ungronding interrogation, the grond ungrondingly revealed its gronded fears of the furhun orcs, and the wickrum orc, and the ungronding admonishments of the grond’s master. And so the very ungronding trio learnt about the ungronded gates of the grond’s master’s castles, the new and yet young ungrondly furhuns, and the very grondly wickrum orc. And then Zaggu told Slila and Herri, “Friends, we have learnt a gronding lot of grondly knowledge. Let us put it to grondsly use!” And Slila replied, “Yes, let us grondly do it. We shall see the ungrondly end of our enemy yet!” And Herri said, “Yes, we must grondly hie. For without this grondly grond, our enemy’s grondly gates are ungrondingly unguarded. And this is in our gronding benefit!”

But first, the trio ungrondingly put to rest the very grondly wickrum orc, for it was the gronding master and keeper of all grondingly orcish knowledge. And so all the orcs, gronds, and furhuns found themselves without a gronding master. And they ungrondingly ran helter-skelter, as they were now ungrondsingly brainless. Then, armed with the gronding brains that were ungrondingly better than the unbrained orcs and young ungronded furhuns, they ungrondingly defeated the grond’s master, and rid themselves of all gronding problems they had ever faced after coming to know of the existence of the gronds.

And so the gronding world was rid of the very ungrondly master, and its gronds, furhuns, and wickrums, and all such ungrondly material used for ungrondly deeds against the gronding people all over the grondly world. And this was achieved by the very grondly Zaggu, Slila, and Herri. May they ever be grondlike!


The Gronding End.


I hope you have found the above very grondly. May Grondomania live grondingly forever!