The Grond Song - by HyperGrond Jagdish

by Damien Deathdealer. For the uninitiated, he was the unknown inspiration behind Grondolium Grondsworth's Grondofills...

It was a Phantom of grondly despite
When first it breathed fire.. oh what a grondly sight;
A demonic grond, sent
To be a grond's ornament;
it's triksey eyes as gronds of hellmouth fair,
Like fire, too, its grondly hair;
As all things else about it frown
From winter-time and the cheerless Grondly Dawn.

With hammer in hand, the grond beat the band
Breathing fire, he did desire,
To destroy the grondly door
and be the scourge for ever more.

But one man stood in his grondly way,
an idiot maybe or one somehow, led astray,
But he did stand with his grondly computer at hand,
Who was he, can any one say?

For he was Farhan, the unlikely.
Unlikely it was more than likely,
That the grond, he would slay...
But then again, he did say

"Crap"

As the grond moved closer,
The man did say, as I thought he may...

"Oh Hell, how can this grond, I slay"

And then it happened... from his mouth,
came another grondly shout...

"CRAP"

And this they say, was too much for even a grond to take,
A way back to the hell mouth, did it make.
Saying "Listening to "Crap" once is a grondly site,
But two is twice too much for my might."

And then it is said that the man did say.
Crap is a very grondly way.
And since then, till recent dates,
He continues to "Crap", indeed on all his mates!

Beat that you Grond Wordwrapper!